i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

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the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

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Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

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  1. Status: Rain! :)
  2. Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade

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Celebrity Magazine Covers Seamlessly Blended With Classic Paintings

by Eisen Bernard Bernando

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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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