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"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

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I honestly didn’t enjoy The Fault in Our Stars and I’m one of the few less excited for the movie, but all these “metaphor” jokes are killing me. Ha.

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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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jesus mario what is your damage

jesus mario what is your damage

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soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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goodbye forever

goodbye forever

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  1. Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  2. Cashier: Are you 18?
  3. Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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You Keep Me Hangin' On
Vanilla Fudge
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